Kids say the funniest things! My 4 year old came home from school today telling me how she was playing in the kitchen (playroom) and one of the little boys in her class "almost dated me".... she was so cute about the whole thing it got me thinking about all the little things kids say. Here are some of my favorites!
Caroline (at 4) - (Sister of our cover model Molly) during carpool one morning... " When I'm five I'm going to get a booster seat and when I'm eleven I'm going to have a baby"!
Gracie (at 18Months) - "These shoes are killing my feet"
Gracie (at 2) - "Mommy, my Pierre is not sparkly enough" [at 2am]
Olivia (from 1 year with no end in site) - Short sleeve shirts have always been known to her as "up-sleeves" and therefore the long sleeved shirts are called "down-sleeves". We kept thinking she would out grown this, but now that she is almost 5 I just think its time for the rest of us to change the way we think about our sleeves. Don't be surprised if you see up & down sleeve shirts for sale at Ollie & Bess!
Olivia - (at 4) - "I love Pork butt, it's just chicken"
Gracie (at 3) - To the 911 operator "my mom is out and my dad is sitting on his butt watching tv" - Poor John had to get on the phone to the operator!
Olivia (at 4) - On the phone with in ground pool installers that Gracie found the number to from the coupon books that come in the mail - "Can I stand up in this one?" As if they knew how tall she was and could see which pool she was pointing to!
Gracie (at 3) - after being told to clean up the playroom she looks at me and says "oh, I talked to Olivia and she said she would take care of it". Olivia is only 11 months at the time, she cannot clean or talk!
I'm still trying to get out of her exactly what she meant by "almost dated me"... what are some of the funny things your kids have said?
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